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To watch: right-click on a movie link and select "Save target as..." on the pop up menu. Save the file to your desktop and, when the download completes, double-click on it.		The Iliad Our stunning highschool video project debut depicted two chapters from the Iliad with unprecedented absurdity. TEMPORARILY DOWN S is for Caesar - Part 1 Blake gets hit by the White Rider and hits his head and he thinks he's Caesar and he tries to take over the school. Nothing You really can't blame him. He's stupid. The Forbidden Fruit Contains colorful fruit and language. A Serious Violation A disjointed dialogue exercise. Ja! Lapai mi Kura! A story about a Bulgarian film prodigy, a bunch of film students and fire. Modern Way Video Brian made this with his group in editing class for the band Moonraker. Dave Moltz, Brian, and Matt Ferrin shot it around Boston in one single day. The Blair Witch Musical It's so scary all you can do is sing! Directed by Jason Harris Leinwand. An Evil Day... The religion class assignment was to depict some of the many evils in the world, not the least of which was making this movie. S is for Caesar - Part 2 Caesar becomes basically bad - evil even. The Lightsaber Demo We were going to make a Star Wars parody during break but this is all we got done before morale turned into mutiny. Raptor Movie Two raptors run amok in a movie theater. Blood issues forth. Mogwai Fear Connolly An in-depth look at the daily rituals of the one goddamned John Connolly. Spectacles of Power It's about the snacks that change lives. The Return of Young Jerry Scoggins An ancient highschool rivavlry lays waste to the game of chess. Canard LaForge What is mortal? www.thecleverest.com Phalanx of the White Rider A trailer for our first feature film (never shot). It was an endless morass of humdrum cliches and inside jokes. We didn't even know what the story was about. S is for Caesar - Part 3 The inevitable decline of the Robots empire. The Surge One A trivial neighborhood conflict turns deadly thanks to the awesome power of Surge. Shadowburn A Leinwand/CPP collaboration. If you like snow cones and wear a hat, you might possibly enjoy this movie. Don't shave though. El Chupacabra Goats beware. The video transfer isn't very good. Watch for a movie within the shifting patches of charcoal and blackness. Toastmaster One man's descent into madness through the medium of toast. Chun-Shih: Frozen Dead One man. Zombies. A half gallon of milk. The Real World When people stop being polite and start getting real. The Swearing Video Another religion project that delves into the abyss of swearing. What does that even mean? The Cardigan One part Mr. Rogers, one part lambswool, and one part badass. The Pumpkin Incident The students strike back at the BU cafeteria's most precious symbol of tyranny. Felt A silent portral of this guy. (HINT: In the shot that is too blurry to make out, he coughs up tennis ball felt. Doesn't really matter in the grand scheme of things.) Action Superstar A flamboyant college student generates unprovoked mayhem and gets away with it all in the name of Survivor. Dance CT TV Spot Brian made this commercial with the help of Provost and the voice of Shawn. Marc saw it while watching Gilligan's island on Nick at Nite. Battery of Tests Trailer No explanation. Battery of Tests A special car movie about the timeless conflict between people.	Nothing The Iliad The Swearing Video A Serious Violation Felt Dance CT Spot

The Cardigan The Surge One Spectacles of Power Mogwai Fear Connolly	Chronological position: 01 Running time:21:00 Filesize: 213MB Filename: theilliad.mpg TEMPORARILY DOWN due to space constraints Chronological position: 05 Running time: 24:38 Filesize: 92MB Filename: sisfc1.asf Chronological position: 07 Running time: 0:06 Filesize: 1MB Filename: nothing.mpg Chronological position: 11 Running time: 17:05 Filesize: 158MB Filename: theforbiddenfruit.mpg Chronological position: 15 Running time: 3:00 Filesize: 30MB Filename: aseriousviolation.mpg Chronological position: 19 Running time: 11:39 Filesize: 116MB Filename: lapaimikura.mpg Chronological position: 23 Running time: 4:46 Filesize: 46MB Filename: modernwayvideo.mpg Running time: 1:54 Filesize: 17MB Filename: theblairwitchmusical.mpg Chronological position: 02 Running time: 8:43 Filesize: 85MB Filename: anevilday.mpg Chronological position: 05 Running time: 24:37 Filesize: 92MB Filename: sisfc2.asf Chronological position: 08 Running time: 0:03 Filesize: 0.6MB Filename: thelightsaberdemo.mpg Chronological position: 12 Running time: 8:59 Filesize: 83MB Filename: raptormovie.mpg Chronological position: 16 Running time: 4:59 Filesize: 50MB Filename: mogwaifearconnolly.mpg Chronological position: 20 Running time: 2:21 Filesize: 25MB Filename: spectaclesofpower,mpg Chronological position: 24 Running time: 8:51 Filesize: 87MB Filename: scoggins.mpg Running time: 2:00 Filesize: 3MB Filename: canardlaforge.mpg Chronological position: 03 Running time: 3:35 Filesize: 35MB Filename: thephalanxofthewhiterider.mpg Chronological position: 05 Running time: 15:02 Filesize: 56MB Filename: sisfc3.asf Chronological position: 09 Running time: 2:45 Filesize: 25MB Filename: thesurgeone.mpg Chronological position: 13 Running time: 4:00 Filesize: 40MB Filename: shadowburn.mpg Chronological position: 17 Running time: 7:00 Filesize: 70MB Filename: elchupacabra.mpg Chronological position: 21 Running time: 5:05 Filesize: 48MB Filename: toastmaster.mpg Running time: 6:52 Filesize: 50MB Filename: chunshih.asf Running time: 6:39 Filesize: 48MB Filename: therealworld.mpg Chronological position: 04 Running time: 6:08 Filesize: 60MB Filename: theswearingvideo.mpg Chronological position: 06 Running time: 0:53 Filesize: 8MB Filename: thecardigan.mpg Chronological position: 10 Running time: 4:01 Filesize: 36MB Filename: thepumpkinincident.mpg Chronological position: 14 Running time: 3:00 Filesize: 30MB Filename: felt.mpg Chronological position: 18 Running time: 3:44 Filesize: 39MB Filename: actionsuperstar.mpg Chronological position: 22 Running time: 0:30 Filesize: 5MB Filename: dancect.mpg Chronological position: 25 Running time: 1:08 Filesize: 11.4MB Filename: botrailer.mpg Chronological position: 26 Running time: 25:48 Filesize: 257.5MB Filename: bot.mpg	Phalanx of the White Rider An Evil Day... El Chupacabra Toastmaster S is for Caesar-Part 1, 2, 3	Action Superstar Modern Way Video Raptor Movie Lapai mi kura! Shadowburn

The Lightsaber Demo The Return of Scoggins The Pumpkin Incident The Forbidden Fruit	Battery of Tests Trailer Battery of Tests The Movie	Call 860-463-4366!	Chun-Shih: Frozen Dead The Blair Witch Musical Canard LaForge The Real World

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