cpp - bios

Brian is the founding father of CPP. He sacrifices time in various areas of his life (family, job, relationships, digestion) to bring you movies that are sometimes pretty good.

Known as "the organized one" around CPP HQ, Marc is a master of structural faculty and knack. Except when the Red Sox are winning. Then he's simply a jackass.

Since his departure for Law school, Robots is no longer part of the triumvirate. But, he will maybe be remembered for his always infrequent and occasionally ingenious contributions.

Dark Horse of Charred Phalanx Productions and high school comrade, Hilliard's intense theatrical background gives him a certain je ne se quoi. As in: Je ne se quoi where he is.

An experimental AI unparalleled in the creation of movie websites. Terragon can take a mere string of numbers, and transmogrify it into an opus of graphics and navigation.

As our international liaison, Guillermo works on various deals with wealthy benefactors/cartel leaders. His weekly reports keep us apprised of international events. In South America.

Even though the Pale Falcon is an automatic, it still…no- it sucks. But it does look kind of sleek and classy. And it does have leather seats and a sunroof. But no wipers anymore.

This bold blue baron of the boulevards combines a smooth power curve with unassailable cornering and a shrill, upsetting horn. When the Professor is on the road, class is in session.

(deceased) The celebrated super-car of the CPP motorcade. Through a miraculous drivetrain transplant, it was imbued with the awesome power of the late White Rider.

(sold) Hailing from Wolfsburg, Germany, Germans made it. With a manual sunroof and an impressive high-speed turning capability, The Wolfsburg is alright.

We especially thank him for his uncanny lighting ability. Look what a good job he did in his picture to the left. Genius. Be that as it may, Connolly's career is music. See below.

As a director, he makes his stars feel as if they are the funniest people in the world, because he laughs a lot. As a one man crew he is non pareil. As an actor, he's a nice guy.

Dave's Chun-Shih: The Frozen Dead really inspired young Brian. Especially the part with the pizza. And no one else could've played El Chupacabra. He's very gifted.

Leinwand is adept at both improvisation and basketball spectatorship. And movie making. He also has a preternatural awareness of pop culture and wit.

Greg Lay loves SNL but is otherwise mysterious. Phenomenal actor though.

Since Battery of Tests hasn't come out yet, Lisa is technically ineligible for the cave. We'll let it slide for now.

Megan went above and beyond the call of sibling duty by offering her considerable talents to our production. She bypasses traditional cave requirements via nepotism.

Cordeiro is here because he almost got run over while filming from the hood of my car. Because of that he deserves recognition so we don't get sued.

Carl should've been in the cave of obscurity a long time ago. But now he is. Carl makes short work of any role involving abuse of power and is hilarious.

Brimming with Irish composure and daring, this fellow is a fine showman. Micky is a man of action, yes, but also one of words. Check out these short stories: one, two.

Name: Brian McNamara
Title: Admiral
Codename: Brasmasus
Nemeses: Vinny Fiano, Paul Hanlon
Weakness: Depth charges, Burnside avenue

Name: Marco Milyero
Title: CEO
Codename: Krebman
Nemeses: Stadmeyer, Pat Marinucci
Weakness: grooved pavement

Name: Blake Roberts
Title: Lord Chancellor
Codename: Robots
Nemesis: CPP
Weakness: The Female

Name: Michael Hilliard
Title: Undetermined
Codename: Hildebrand
Nemesis: Undetermined
Weakness: Hard to narrow down

Name: X54-C9 Mk II
Title: Web Master
Codename: Terragon
Nemesis: Webmaster Todd
Weakness: None

Name: Guillermo
Title: International Liaison
Codename: Guillermo
Nemesis: Connolly
Weakness: Bats

Name: The Pale Falcon
Make: BMW
Model: 528e
Year: 1986
BHP: 126
Sunroof: Yes

Name: The Professor of Life
Make: Subaru
Model: Impreza 2.5RS
Year: 2002
BHP: 165
Sunroof: No

Name: The Pastel Rider
Make: Volvo
Model: 240 DL
Year: 1986
BHP: 111
Sunroof: No

Name: The Wolfsburg
Make: Volkswagen
Model: Golf
Year: 1989
BHP: 85
Sunroof: Yes

Credits: The Forbidden Fruit - star. Mogwai Fear Connolly - star. El Chupacabra - conceptual contributor.

Credits: Raptor Movie - director, actor. El Chupacabra - star. Mogwai Fear Connolly - crew.

Credits: Chun Shih: The Frozen Dead - auteur. Raptor Movie - star, conceptualist. El Chupacabra - star.

Credits: The Forbidden Fruit - star. Shadowburn - co auteur. The Blair Witch Musical - auteur. Other projects that were never made such as Pants/Off.

Credits: A Serious Violation - star. Lapai mi Kura - star. Spectacles of Power - star. The Return of Young Jerry Scoggins - star.

Credits: S is for Caesar - actor. Battery of Tests - superstar.

Credits: Battery of Tests - production designer, cinematographer, crew.

Credits: crew during Battery of Tests production. But that's it. He doesn't actually qualify yet. As far as we're concerned he's lightweight.

Credits: Lapai Mi Kura! - star, cowriter, director. Modern Way Video - co producer. The Return of Young Jerry Scoggins - cinematographer, conceptualist, actor.

Credits: El Chupacabra - star, The Return of Young Jerry Scoggins - star.

Credits: Micky McKeon: Action Superstar - writer, director, starrer. The Return of Young Jerry Scoggins - star.

"Less the chance, more the glory."

"That's not filth, you wretch. It's stardust."

"If ever there was a time to get this done, it was probably yesterday. Too late."

"Why do they keep calling me robots?"

"Unfortunately my lovely girlfriend's car broke down. And burst into flames."

"Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep."

"BeeepBepBEeeepBeeeep."

"Perish, young swan."

www.essexjetrecords.com

AJ moved to California and has not been heard from since. He will always be remembered.

"One man. Zombies. A half gallon of milk."
- description for Chun Shih.

"He's to velour what J-lo is to velour only with a nicer ass."
- Leinwand describing himself in the third person.

"My dad's name is Randy Lay. So whenever he goes on business trips to England and introduces himself people laugh and joke about it at his expense."

"Guys I have to work late Tuesday and completely disrupt production again."

"Can we go Wendy's after?"

"I don't want this again."

www.moonrakermusic.com

"I hate John Connolly for no reason."

"I think in many ways, the game of darts is a metaphor for life. The dartboard is symbolic of your face, and my darts are symbolic of my darts... "


Brian Marc Robots Hilliard Terragon Guillermo		Brian is the founding father of CPP. He sacrifices time in various areas of his life (family, job, relationships, digestion) to bring you movies that are sometimes pretty good. Known as "the organized one" around CPP HQ, Marc is a master of structural faculty and knack. Except when the Red Sox are winning. Then he's simply a jackass. Since his departure for Law school, Robots is no longer part of the triumvirate. But, he will maybe be remembered for his always infrequent and occasionally ingenious contributions. Dark Horse of Charred Phalanx Productions and high school comrade, Hilliard's intense theatrical background gives him a certain je ne se quoi. As in: Je ne se quoi where he is. An experimental AI unparalleled in the creation of movie websites. Terragon can take a mere string of numbers, and transmogrify it into an opus of graphics and navigation. As our international liaison, Guillermo works on various deals with wealthy benefactors/cartel leaders. His weekly reports keep us apprised of international events. In South America. Even though the Pale Falcon is an automatic, it still…no- it sucks. But it does look kind of sleek and classy. And it does have leather seats and a sunroof. But no wipers anymore. This bold blue baron of the boulevards combines a smooth power curve with unassailable cornering and a shrill, upsetting horn. When the Professor is on the road, class is in session. (deceased) The celebrated super-car of the CPP motorcade. Through a miraculous drivetrain transplant, it was imbued with the awesome power of the late White Rider. (sold) Hailing from Wolfsburg, Germany, Germans made it. With a manual sunroof and an impressive high-speed turning capability, The Wolfsburg is alright. We especially thank him for his uncanny lighting ability. Look what a good job he did in his picture to the left. Genius. Be that as it may, Connolly's career is music. See below. As a director, he makes his stars feel as if they are the funniest people in the world, because he laughs a lot. As a one man crew he is non pareil. As an actor, he's a nice guy. Dave's Chun-Shih: The Frozen Dead really inspired young Brian. Especially the part with the pizza. And no one else could've played El Chupacabra. He's very gifted. Leinwand is adept at both improvisation and basketball spectatorship. And movie making. He also has a preternatural awareness of pop culture and wit. Greg Lay loves SNL but is otherwise mysterious. Phenomenal actor though. Since Battery of Tests hasn't come out yet, Lisa is technically ineligible for the cave. We'll let it slide for now. Megan went above and beyond the call of sibling duty by offering her considerable talents to our production. She bypasses traditional cave requirements via nepotism. Cordeiro is here because he almost got run over while filming from the hood of my car. Because of that he deserves recognition so we don't get sued. Moltz! Carl should've been in the cave of obscurity a long time ago. But now he is. Carl makes short work of any role involving abuse of power and is hilarious. Brimming with Irish composure and daring, this fellow is a fine showman. Micky is a man of action, yes, but also one of words. Check out these short stories: one, two.	Connolly AJ West Dave Bettencourt Leinwand Greg Lay Micky Mckeon

The Pale Falcon The Professor of Life The Pastel Rider The Wolfsburg	Name: Brian McNamara Title: Admiral Codename: Brasmasus Nemeses: Vinny Fiano, Paul Hanlon Weakness: Depth charges, Burnside avenue Name: Marco Milyero Title: CEO Codename: Krebman Nemeses: Stadmeyer, Pat Marinucci Weakness: grooved pavement Name: Blake Roberts Title: Lord Chancellor Codename: Robots Nemesis: CPP Weakness: The Female Name: Michael Hilliard Title: Undetermined Codename: Hildebrand Nemesis: Undetermined Weakness: Hard to narrow down Name: X54-C9 Mk II Title: Web Master Codename: Terragon Nemesis: Webmaster Todd Weakness: None Name: Guillermo Title: International Liaison Codename: Guillermo Nemesis: Connolly Weakness: Bats Name: The Pale Falcon Make: BMW Model: 528e Year: 1986 BHP: 126 Sunroof: Yes Name: The Professor of Life Make: Subaru Model: Impreza 2.5RS Year: 2002 BHP: 165 Sunroof: No Name: The Pastel Rider Make: Volvo Model: 240 DL Year: 1986 BHP: 111 Sunroof: No Name: The Wolfsburg Make: Volkswagen Model: Golf Year: 1989 BHP: 85 Sunroof: Yes Credits: The Forbidden Fruit - star. Mogwai Fear Connolly - star. El Chupacabra - conceptual contributor. Credits: Raptor Movie - director, actor. El Chupacabra - star. Mogwai Fear Connolly - crew. Credits: Chun Shih: The Frozen Dead - auteur. Raptor Movie - star, conceptualist. El Chupacabra - star. Credits: The Forbidden Fruit - star. Shadowburn - co auteur. The Blair Witch Musical - auteur. Other projects that were never made such as Pants/Off. Credits: A Serious Violation - star. Lapai mi Kura - star. Spectacles of Power - star. The Return of Young Jerry Scoggins - star. Credits: S is for Caesar - actor. Battery of Tests - superstar. Credits: Battery of Tests - production designer, cinematographer, crew. Credits: crew during Battery of Tests production. But that's it. He doesn't actually qualify yet. As far as we're concerned he's lightweight. Credits: Lapai Mi Kura! - star, cowriter, director. Modern Way Video - co producer. The Return of Young Jerry Scoggins - cinematographer, conceptualist, actor. Credits: El Chupacabra - star, The Return of Young Jerry Scoggins - star. Credits: Micky McKeon: Action Superstar - writer, director, starrer. The Return of Young Jerry Scoggins - star.	"Less the chance, more the glory." "That's not filth, you wretch. It's stardust." "If ever there was a time to get this done, it was probably yesterday. Too late." "Why do they keep calling me robots?" "Unfortunately my lovely girlfriend's car broke down. And burst into flames." "I am Terragon." "Con frijoles." "Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep." "BeeepBepBEeeepBeeeep." "Honk." "Meep." "Perish, young swan." www.essexjetrecords.com AJ moved to California and has not been heard from since. He will always be remembered. "One man. Zombies. A half gallon of milk." - description for Chun Shih. "He's to velour what J-lo is to velour only with a nicer ass." - Leinwand describing himself in the third person. "My dad's name is Randy Lay. So whenever he goes on business trips to England and introduces himself people laugh and joke about it at his expense." "Guys I have to work late Tuesday and completely disrupt production again." "Can we go Wendy's after?" "Whoa!" "I don't want this again." www.moonrakermusic.com "I hate John Connolly for no reason." "I think in many ways, the game of darts is a metaphor for life. The dartboard is symbolic of your face, and my darts are symbolic of my darts... " To get into the cave: you must have participated in two or more CPP motion picture events to even be considered for this tremendous honor.	Carl MoltZ Lisa Cordeiro Megan

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